Livestreaming with Zooms gets easily sidetracked

Broma: the testicletron fic

Broma: I found it

WODKA: what

MrXorMrZ: oh lord txen

MrXorMrZ: you are in

MrXorMrZ: for a real treat

WODKA: im scurred

MrXorMrZ: scared doesn't even begin to cover it

Broma: okay so there are a bunch of little ministories in this chapter but it's the last one

Broma: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7514540/11/Kisses

WODKA: what even is it tho

Broma: basically it's just

Broma: megatron modded himself with basically robo-testicles

Broma: to hold more transfluid

Broma: or something

Broma: and the last line

WODKA: .............

WODKA: robo

Broma: is basically like

WODKA: testi c l es

Broma: WHAT ELSE CAN IT DO??

Broma: Megatron thrust gently along to Starscream's firm sucks, and smirked to himself as he felt the mod clench in anticipation of his overload. Starscream was going to be in for a surprise; multiple overloads weren't the only thing this new modification could do."

Broma: WHAT THE *** ELSE CAN IT DO??

Broma: so

Broma: we

Broma: spent a good deal of time

Broma: speculating

R0llingThunder: maybe it's temperature controlled

R0llingThunder: and megs can adjust it

R0llingThunder: like oh man it's a hot day

R0llingThunder: and screamy's on the D as usual

R0llingThunder: and megs gives him a treat

WODKA: lets hose him off

R0llingThunder: a blast of slushy cold partyjizz

WODKA: COLD

Broma: gfdgfdsgfsdFGFDSG

WODKA: JIZZ

R0llingThunder: or it's a cold day

R0llingThunder: and screamy's on the D

MrXorMrZ: kjasgdjhasgdjkukgfjkxcz

WODKA: hot cocoa dispenser

R0llingThunder: so megs is like

R0llingThunder: lets warm him up- yeah

WODKA: fgmkdfh nkdmgdfmgkl

Broma: i can't type while laughing this hard

MrXorMrZ: oh my go dyou guys

WODKA: screamys always on the d

MrXorMrZ: i'm trying to draw here

WODKA: can i

R0llingThunder: yes

WODKA: can i

WODKA: i want to tag my next starscream post

WODKA: as "screamys always on the d"

R0llingThunder: you should do that

Broma: kgjhk

Broma: well we

Broma: came up with the idea that it shoots confetti

Broma: and I drew that so

Broma: we just

R0llingThunder: yeAH hdgs

WODKA: njgkdnrgjkdh

WODKA: CONFETTI DICK

R0llingThunder: I still like the multiple flavor dispenser idea

MrXorMrZ: the wi-fi was pretty clever too

WODKA: imo

WODKA: its megatron

WODKA: so its gotta shoot lasers

R0llingThunder: squeeze one for cocoa, squeeze the other for cherry

WODKA: gntjrrtkgnf

MrXorMrZ: adfsgagagh

R0llingThunder: both for swirl

MrXorMrZ: primus help me

Broma: gfdgdf oH MY GOD WHAT IF THAT'S ACTUALLY WHAT THEY MEAN

Broma: IT TURNS INTO A WEAPON

Broma: BECAUSE IT'S MEGATRON WHY WOULDN'T IT

WODKA: what happens if

WODKA: screamys on the d

R0llingThunder: oh my god

WODKA: and it goes off

R0llingThunder: R.I.P

Broma: well then I guess

R0llingThunder: Here Lies Screamy

WODKA: here lies starscream

WODKA: he lived as he died

WODKA: on the d

R0llingThunder: [6:13pm] Wreck0on: WHAT IF MEGATRON GOT LITTLE RUBBERY NIPPLE UPGRADES TO MATCH HIS ROBOSCROTE

R0llingThunder: do they help him get better reception

R0llingThunder: just tweak 'em a little

Broma: screaming

WODKA: they're temperature controlled

WODKA: ...

WODKA: do they lactate

Broma: they shoot out champagne

Broma: to go with the confetti

MrXorMrZ: lkhasghlsagd

R0llingThunder: what if they're metal detectors or dowsing nubs

R0llingThunder: they beep and light up to point out the direction the energon is at

WODKA: they actually act as a combination of swiss army knife and compass

R0llingThunder: they transform into drills

Broma: they shoot missiles but only if they're perky enough

R0llingThunder: it's starscream's job to make sure they're primed to launch

Broma: gfdgfd

WODKA: they glow in any combination of 12 LED colors

R0llingThunder: they play music

Broma: poor starscream has got a lot of responsiblities while on the d

WODKA: pressing them makes musical notes

WODKA: like a piano

WODKA: with two buttons

Broma: they say various simple phrases in multiple languages

R0llingThunder: they dispense soothing beverages for bedtime

Broma: sometimes they hum all by themselves

R0llingThunder: they catch food that drops down and toss it back toward his face so he can catch it in his mouth

R0llingThunder: they're like an extra pair of hands

R0llingThunder: but where his nipples would be

WODKA: jgknfdkjgfdgdk

Broma: gfgfd

WODKA: no they literally grow out another pair of hands where his nipples should be

R0llingThunder: they poke starscream in the middle of the night because he's always on the D and not paying enough attention to them

R0llingThunder: holy *** I think the best use for the scrote was a sticky buddy though

R0llingThunder: holy *** roma that almost killed me

Broma: fdsfdsfsd just

Broma: "hey starscream you got something just"

Broma: d just

Broma: rolls his balls over starscream's face

Broma: "ok i got it"

R0llingThunder: HEEHLEPJH

R0llingThunder: then he dunks it in the water

R0llingThunder: good as new

MrXorMrZ: what if

MrXorMrZ: it's like one of those sticky hands too

MrXorMrZ: so it like

MrXorMrZ: extends out

R0llingThunder: KJHGFJJKGHFJJ

MrXorMrZ: when you throw it

R0llingThunder: NDHGF

Broma: ooOOH MO

Broma: *NO

R0llingThunder: HODJGH

R0llingThunder: HE JUST

R0llingThunder: THROWS IT AT STARSCREAM FROM ACROSS THE ROOM

Broma: THRUSTS INTO THE AIR AND THEY SHOOT OUT

R0llingThunder: *SPLAP*

Okay I read my comics for the day

so this time actually goodnight 

quinesis asked
its called the world because its where weapon plus grew its subjects, apparently about ten thousand different stepford cuckoos inhalbit or used to inhabit there. its where evan was raised as well. (and fantomex and also other places). BUT YOOOOO THAT WAS SUCH A GOOD ISSUE. IM SO GLAD IT CAME OUT TWO DAYS BEFORE YOUR BIRTHDAY THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PRESENT FROM GOD. or jason latour. that guy aint god in the least but a presents a present

It was a good present. It was a reallyyyyyyyy good present. I can probably die happy now tbh. 

I know it’s where weapon plus grew its subjects, but that doesn’t entirely explain the name 

also JoJo references or die bro

demigrump:

Protect nonbinary teens at all costs because literally everyone is constantly invalidating their identities or policing their gender and gender expression.

You go, nonbinary teens. Continue being majestic and wonderful and you in your gender journey.

seirinhighschool:

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable - Vol. 33 - Let’s Go Out for Italian

i too, okuyasu

So right now Logan and Ororo are in a place that slows down time (like a LOT) and I just

it’s called The World

and 

…..JoJos………………………..

okay this issue of WatXM is a RoLo date

remember to leave flowers on my grave guys

This issue of Wolverine:

Logan gets naked

I’m surprised he’s stayed clothed for this long tbh

Played 73,328 times

thebritishdeer:

OK SO I REVERSED SOME OF THE AUDIO IN THE BACKGROUND OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS AND HOLY SHIT GUYS I’M LITERALLY CREEPED OUT

I’m unreasonably tired from today

might go to bed ridiculously early

uwu

I’m me…! I’m definitely here right now! The me that’s thinking right now… is definitely me!

stoneoceans:

I saw that Persona laugh photoset on my dash a few times and decided to make a different version.

(Source: esudese)